Im pissed.
Im pissed.
IM PISSED.
IM PISSSED!!!!

Im pissed.
Im pissed.
IM PISSED.
IM PISSED!!!!

Im pissed.
Im pissed.
IM PISSED.
IM PISSED!!!!

Im pissed.
Im pissed.
IM PISSED.
IM PISSED!!!!

Im pissed.
Im pissed.
IM PISSED.
IM PISSED!!!!

I AM PISSED OFF.

I AM PISSED OFF.

I AM PISSED OFF.

I AM PISSED OFF.

I AM PISSED OFF.

so godamn fucking pisssed off.



~AZH OUT FUCKERS~

One Tree Hill
Season 6
5 more days to go.

From my one tree hill countdown, its safe to say that i haven't posted in a little over a week. Before going on, there is this promise i have to full fill

~Natalia, its my fault your phone got confiscated...~
-_-.....Public enough?God............

Anyway, I've generally been majorly busy this past week, in between finding out that i pretty much got a c5 for all my papers....except Malay, in that case, i got an e8.
Shoot me, shoot me now. On Monday, we,Me, Gareth,Joshua,way-j,Justin, took a small part up in this play for act3. My role was a conscience of this guy, who was tempted to start smoking...

It was quite funny actually, though China man & the Malaysian , completely screwed over this time. But, we have to get use to putting up 5-men shows, after Gareth and Joshua leave next year that's all we'd be left with anyway.

On another not, that woman from 938 live who heard me speak at TKGS emailed me, asking for some teachers email. I told her to go get it from the VS website, looking back now, that would not appear very nicely on my resigme.

I've got more emails then ever from different organizations wanting me to be back-up emcees for alot of events. It may sound like I'm boasting, because i am. But why in the hell would you email me to be a back-up emcee??? Dudes, its either full package or no delivery. King Me.

Today was the last CCP programme for the year, which is sad not only because the programme was fun but because it leaves us with It-that-must-not-be-named for an extra hour every week. And damn, that Miss Rebbecca can sing! I bet if she was our English teacher our marks would go right up, amongst other things.......

Right , i just realised that the organization for this post has been extremely messed up, so I'll just quit while I'm well...behind.
Seeing you in 11 days.
~AZH out~

One Tree Hill
Season 6
16 days to go

Today was well a Saturday, and a rather interesting one at that, for many reasons, some of which i don't feel like sharing with random strangers on the internet who have their pants down while reading blogs, so moving on.

After having to listen to Sam singing the songs from Sweeny Todd all week, i just had to watch it again late last night(or was it early this morning?) and it just naver seems to amaze me, and all that stuff i've heard from Anuar Ikuan really does make sense, the music does tell the story, it portrays all the emotion in the flick, be it the longing for love, the pure hatred, the immense anger, the green jealousy or just the everlasting sorrow.Nicely topped off by the pure skill of Depp's acting and the creativity of Tim Burton.

Skipping rest of the day.....

(imagine that kind of soundeffect from back to the future when they time travel...)

*tue tue tue tue tue*

And we're at the opening game of EPL where Arsenal took on newly promoted West Bromovich,
Arsenal won a goal to nil with a nicelyplayed goal from new meat Zameer Nasri, I mean Samir, Samir, in the first 4 mintues but the rest was a typical Arsenal game, attempt attempt and attempt but no finishes, then again that could just be the lack of Midfield Maestro ,Cesc Fabregas, whos out due to some reason or another.Lets just hope they can do better this season then the last.........4

Anyway, i just realised that the EOYs are less about 2months away, and i am as ready as the Americans were for the Japs to bomb Pearl Harbour, if you don't know your history or arent a Ben Affleck fan , that means im Not As Hell Near Ready,

And this effects, classes next year, which means its important,
Yet i somehow still don't find myself to be that worried? Does that mean i really am just a slacker?I need something real, to just point out the importance of the situation, not just to make me realise it but to make me act on it.

I just hope thats going to come soon.

~AZH out~

P.S.
Not As Hell Near Ready, would be a cool name for a album or song.

One Tree Hill
Season 6
17 more days


Anyway, physics today went well enough, though judging from my comments about my maths paper, im sure in hell not counting my chickens before they hatch. Anyway, tmrws begining of EPL,
and arsenal have opening match, hell yeah,

In other news ,
China have 26 golds
USA have 14 golds


One Tree Hill
Season 6
18 more days to go

I havent blogged in a couple of days, been way busy with exams and stuff anws, this is gna be a short one, gotta hit the hay, physics tmrw. Maths didn't go as well as planned , i ended up labelling my graph wrongly, so my x-axis became my y-axis.....i felt like leaving a note for ms tay,
Laterally inverted....
Anyway malay was well...malay....
Not fun,
I just hope i don't screw up physics tommorrow...

~AZH out~

One Tree Hill
Season 6
20 more days to go

The geog paper when reasonably well today, I guess its rather simple memorising why people have sex in less developed countires and why they don't in developed ones, damn work-force, takes fun away from everyone.
Human Geography, how nice.

Im just thankful that our Geog teacher is Ms Raksha, not only can she teach major well, but shes major awesome as well, then again if i had to deal with more cases like a certain someone, i might just have to attempt to make myself mentally combust.

Btw, did you know that my favourite english teacher!!!Taught us all something new today, Harley Davidson is a guitar!Golly Gee , i never knew that! Then again you learn many new things in MY english class.

For example.
The vatican has only one inhabitant,
Tim Howard is pronounced HOO-WARD,
Probably is pronounced Plobary
"Getting over yourself" means getting over a hard time in your life
Majority applies to one person, if that person has the srongest say
Teenagers wear Billabong Outfits


And that was just from last month,

Anyways, tmrw is maths paper, and for once i feel it can go reasonably well, not super great, but reasonably well.

~AZH out~

I just remembered something i have to blog about!
Cheng Hongs prejudice againts indians. Someday last week, i came back from malay class, only to find way-j,justing and cheng hong in a rather heated discussion, having known this jokers for about two years now, i knew it had to be something with indians(long story)

However, i would have never guessed what it was about.
From my memory the conversation when a bit like this.

Cheng Hong turns to me.

CH:Zameer, indians wipe their sh*t with their bare hands right!?

It took me awhile too notice that he was serious,

Me:What the hell???Dont talk nonsense lah.

WJ:Ya lah, since when anyone do that??

Justin:Since just now we try to tell him...

CH: I'm serious,I'm serious
(He looked like he was trying to convince himself more then us)

Me: Who told you???

CH: My mother....

At this point , way-j starts laughing to himself.

CH:Im serious,im serious.

Justin: How your mother know?

CH:don't know , maybe friend or colleauge tell her, as in not the Singaporean Indians, the India one.

Me:I heard china cleanest place in the world.

CH:I also not from China what?

all of us stare and look at him.

CH:im serious, im serious.Or else why mother tell me not to eat indian food?

At this point, im sure we all were careful not to say the real reason.
Hahas, but im not really surprised this came from Cheng Hong, after all he did once tell me and Sam when he goes to a toilet in Malaysia, he leaves the tap on because Malaysia sell Singapore water at too high a price.

Mind you, sams entire family is malaysian. Then again, what can we expect from our truly patriotic Singaporeans?

I once heard this joke, it when like this,

Mahatir, Bush and Lee Kuan Yew were standing on an island surrounded by sharks.

M:My soldiers are very brave, they will dare to swim 5 laps around this island.

A malaysian soldier heres this and swims the 5 laps immediately.

Mahatir turns to the other 2 and says.
"that is bravery"

B:Hmmm, my soldiers have faced far worse they can swim 10.

An american soldier heres this and swims the 10 laps immediately.
Bush turns to the other two and says.
"that is bravery"

LKY laughs to himself, he calls a singaporean soldier forward and says to him.
"Soldier, i want you to swim 50 laps around this island, but you must cut yourself first, and finish all the laps in 10 seconds"

In turn, the soldier smacks LKY across the face and shouts
"You siao ah!!!???"

LKY turns to the other two and says.
"Now that is bravery"

Just something to laugh about.

~AZH out~

I am Cow
Hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter's
Made from liquid from my udders
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo!
I am cow, eating grass Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow, I am cow, I've got gas.
I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From B.C. to YNewfoundland you can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow, I am cow, I am cow, I am cow,

I didnt feel like writing......
Got a new Com.
Hell yeah.

~AZH out~

This quiz looked fun,so for once Alaina got me to this by choice.

1. Zameer

2. Zav

3. Zansher

4. Cherisha

5. Alaina

6. Natalia

7. Justin

8. Sis(liyana)

9. Nicole Sie

10.Grace Sie

11. Xun Yi

12. Sam Lee

13. Farahin

14. Farah Natalya

15. Gareth

16. Jun Hua

17. Iris

18. Nicole Clark

19. Bryan Choy

20. Imen

21. Alena

22. Halim

23. Shahirah

24. Joanne Tan

25. Aliah

Whats an inside joke with 7?

With Justin..haha too many to choose? It includes my X-Ray vision and his flying.

What about 22?

"I say your mother! Your father, auntie ,uncle everyone want not?! Hilarious

Would you go out with 12?

With sam? Yeah,as a friend of course. Great guy.

Name 1 word to describe 5?

Alaina?Bubbly

Would 4 look good with 25?

Sha with Aliah? Well i know i would enjoy that hahas.

Would you go out with 19?

Bryan....hahas. Hes insanely fun to hang out with, as friends of course.

When is 11's birthday?

27th July, easy to remember. Same as Darrens.

Are 3 and 18 best friends?

My bro and nicole?They've never met.

Have you ever liked 21?

Alena?hahas..went out once if i remember, complete disaster. But yeah, i guess.

Have you ever liked 13?

Yeah, probably, like an amazingly long time ago.hahas.

Can you tell 17 anything?

Iris, LOL,I doubt she'll get what im saying.

How much do you love 4?

sha?Like a sister to me.

How do you know 20?

Imen,From primary school.

Would you make out with 9?

Hell yeah,She knows she wants me, anytime you're ready Nickie.xD

How'd you meet 18?Nicole? Sams friend.

What word comes to you when you hear 23's name?

shahirah, BIMBO!!!

Have you ever had a crush on 16?

.......Chang Jun Hua..are you freaking kidding me?

Then what about 22?

HALIM.....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha(pause,catches breath)hahahahahahahahahaha

Whats one word that describes 15?

Gareth Ng, Drama

What do you think 9 will be when she grows up?

Nickie!!!My wife!...haha inside joke. Nah, maybe a music teacher or singer?

Give me a random fact about 6?

Natalia. She makes the sun shine,she makes the moon glow.

What about 8?

Sis?Laughs way too easily.

And how bout 1?

Will rule the world someday.

What song do you relate 14 to?

hmm....That Banana Song from Charlie The Unicorn.Can't belive i wacthed that.

What movie would 24 be in?

Joe?Goal....she's the best girl soccer player i know.Shes still gorgeous though....(dont kill me)

What do you think of 10?

Gracie??Lil Sis In Law!...Hahas...still with the inside jokes.

Would you make out with 1?

Hell, i don't know anyone who wouldn't

What about 17?

Hahas, me and Iris. Nah, i don't think so, too good a friend.

Could you live w/o 20?Imen?

Haha..i'd miss our witty little arguements.

Would 13 make a good couple with 16?

Hahas..Jun Hua and Farahin, lol,in fact i don't think ive ever seen people who are complete opposites.So hell no

What about 23 and 5?

Shahirah and Aliana..oh HELL yeahI'd like the sound of that.hahas

Have 4 ever liked you?

sha?No way, we've been besties way too long.

What about 1?

Madly in love with me,

Is 25 your friend?

Aliah?Havent seen her in forever, but we talk often.

What number can you see yourself most in?

1.

What number should 22 go out with?

hmmm...maybe 25. Mat and Minah.hahas.

Are you in love with anyone with any of the numbers?

Love?? Well NO.9 is with me,hahas ....hmmm am i?In truth , maybe,kind of obvious from the earlier questions .NO.19 knows the answer to this one,hahas.

Aight thats it i guess

.~AZH out~

Good morning world, yes i said good morning. I woke up about 1/2 hour ago, since Ive been asleep all day and was just stdying all night...i don't really have much to say considering my past 24hrs,but for some reason i've had tis addictency to blogging, i feel it prudent to inform the whloe world of my on-goings in my life
.......................................then again , i am the main chracter in this story.

~AZH out~

Its 4:55 by my clock.
Staying up to Mug, for CAs next week. But something i just thing bloggers everywhere should be writing about.

In Memoriam

~Bernie Mac~
1957-2008



~AZH out~

Instead of telling you about my life,i'll excercise the facelessness of modern living and allow computer generated quizzes to tell you about me.





SO....EX-SAD CLOWN, CURRENT VAN HALEN FAN.....
spot on
~AZH out~

My friend showed me this blog of this guy, she told me that he was gay, depressed and thought he was being possesed by the devil. My first reaction was of course majorly freaked out that she was telling me to go to a gay guys blog


And NO she wasn't trying to imply anything......

So i checked it out(curiosity got the better of me)
...that guy has some serious problems, he tried to kill himself many times over, he's a christian so he openly states that he's going to get eternal damnation for being like that, hes in a all-boys school-(not mine thank god)-and he says that everyone hates him.

It just made me think, how each and every one of us is stuck in our own world, where everything goes to plan, that we cannot step out and take a look at everything from a macrosopic view, everyone has problems, but many other people have worse ones, and other people have problems worse then that.

Like i always have the impression , that my life is a story where i'm the main character, but in truth all of us are just chapters...no , we are just mere pages in the great book of existence and all that is around us.

It really makes you wonder about how a big problem in our story, maybe a even bigger one in anothers, or a small one in someone elses. In this way we are all linked one way or another?....

Its just something that one ponders about, right now i have to get back to pondering about refraction and relfection if i want to have the slightest chance of passing physics.

But heres something, i heard before,that you should think about

Have you ever looked into an old photograph of yourself and noticed a starnger just passing by in the background?Makes you wonder, how many strangers have pictures of you?Will they always remian starngers or does that mean destiny already forseed that you would meet in future.

~AZH out~

I don't even know why i'm doing this, I generally don't humour stupidity, asides from mine...But here goes

Tagged by Alaina.

1.what do you think an ideal best friend would be like?
Hmm....!!!!!


How about a quick game of Q & A?

Q1:
Would you be nervous presenting a speech to like over 80 different principals?

A: Nope, i don't get stage fright.

Q2:
Would you be nervous that the venue was a girls school?

A:Nope, i shine on any stage,when I'm doing my thing ...just give me a chance to meet new people.

Q3:
What if you were wearing a blazer that was three times to small for you,would you be nervous then?

A: Yup,that would do the trick.

Q4: Would you get majorly paranoid and try to act like nothings wrong?

A: Thats what i do...

Q5:
Is your name Abdul Zameer Husref?

A:On the 5th of august, unfortunately , that was me....


The 5th of August was something i had been looking forward to for awhile now, speaking in front of distinguished guests,getting an award,representing VS.... sounded great.....

that is until i put on my blazer........

To put it simply , on Denny De Vito that jacket would have looked liked a TIGHT-vest, on me.....it looked like a bright shiny purple singlet............yes, would not help that my schools blazer is bright and purple

Yes, Barney would have been proud. In attempt to cover up my humiliation, both my hands were almost constantly in my pockets....(thank god for long pants with deep pockets) and i wouldn't remain still....i was constantly on the move...

Making me look like a paranoid druggie,not exactly the kind of impression i wanted to give. Don't you just wish you were me? Please say yes....i'll gladly exchange roles...

my speaking part i guess was well delivered, but hey, i can safely say everyone in the room was exercising their sense of sight more then hearing...

I mean the GOH was smirking even before i got to the funny part of my speach............
in fact she stopped smirking when i got to that part..........
Damn, I need better material....

Sigh....

Then again...Its not everyone who gets to speak in front of such a number of distinguished guest, i should be proud of myself for even getting that opportunity, not so conscious about all the other trivial stuff :D

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Ahh, who am i trying to shit.......
I'd gladly trade the opportunity for clothes that did not make me look like i just escaped from Chinatown....

"Sometimes the clothes do not make the man"- George Micheal...
But George, most of the time,yeah they do....

~AZH out~

Why am i blogging?

I have no idea, i ussually blog when im in a social or political dillema, but lifes going pretty well right now.........so i have nothing to say...or do i? Let me attempt to consult my various other personalites.

Zameer: Hey guys what are we thinking about today?

Smart Zameer: Democracy and Human Rights!

Stupid Zameer: Boobies and Fried Chicken!

Linguistically Inclined Zameer: I think we should have a reasoned discussion about what we should think about today, be it chicken or human rights, thus we can have a completely fair conclusion.

Sarcactic Zameer: Right, lets all listen to the linguistic guy! Or golly gee, heres a better idea! Maybe we should stuff a fork into our neck run around in circles screaming the theme some to Walker Texas Ranger! I can't decide which will be more enterprising and beniftting for the the children in Africa!

Stupid Zameer: "In they eyes of the ranger he sees the unseuspecting stranger, for when you're in Texas look behind you! For thats where the rangers Gonna be! Gonna be! Gonna be!"

Sarcastic Zameer: Oh my god........i can't decide which is worse, being in your company or being in the company of Nespien Peo...

All:GASP.....HOW DARE YOU??!!

Sarcastic Zameer: I don't know what made me said that...i think i must go crucify myself to repent for my sins...

Insecure Zameer: Dudes, we have more important thinks to think about that....Shouold we call her back...is there really something wrong with her phone or is she just daoing us??? Are you sure we should even be taking part in any other events?? I mean do we have the time in between everything else we are doing?

Slack Zameer: Dudes, chill....what we need to do...is listen to some Jack Johnson or Jason Mraz and like let the winds carry our souls of to the motherland...

Dramatic Zameer: Only when the time is done, under the set of sun, we shall chill, but until then we wrok the mill, for only then will we understand, how slow goes tha passing of the sand.

Stupid Zameer: The wheels on the bus go round and round round and round round round........

Zameer: Okay,have i been talking to myself for this long now?

Smart Zameer: Yes , it is a common syndrome that many teenagers go through between the ages of 13-16 ....psychologically described as slight bipolar skitsofrenia... Its a natural part of adolescence.

Zameer: I should have my own tv show, trust me....it'll get more rating then the Yang Sisters or Parentel Guidence...sadly not as much as Singapore Idol...for some reasons Singaporeans like to delude themselves as they belive they can sing...Hady Mirza winning Asian Idol by a mojr fluke just adds to this false dream.....god help us...

Sarcastic Zameer: Which god would that be?

Insecure Zameer: Anyone that you truly belive in ...

Sarcastic Zameer: Fine....To whom it may concern....help us...

ALL: hahahahahahahahahas......

Stupid Zameer: I don't get it....

~Endex~

What just happened?... I have just demonstarted what happens to a narccisstic writer, stressed with exams, drunk on a mixture of coke and pepsi and sprite, who is haveing a simulteineous nervous breakdown about presenting a speach to 85 principals in the East Zone........But asides from thats as i mentioned much much earlier....... Lifes pretty good for me right now......
I guess im just an average teenager.

~AZH out~

p.s yes this was a complete waste of time...

National Day approaches ,

as patriotic as i am(vommits blood)
I'll be spending the long weekend in KL
anyway, my lit teacher asked me and justin to write poems about singapore and national day and all that.

My passion for poetry...wait that sounds abit gay......
CORRECTION TO EARLIER SENTENCE: my super skills at poetry kicked up and i wrote two poems instead......yes i do have a lot of free time....

anyway the first one is called

This Lady I know

I know of this lady,

Dealt with alot,

Dealt with a big break-up; a separation

Dealt with Riots and fights,

Yet she held it through all,

Today she still stands tall

I know of this lady,

She use to have many uncertainties ,

She was not liked by some of her neighbours,

She knew there was talk behind her back, talk of even an attack

Yet she held it thorugh all,

Today she still stands tall

I know of this lady,

People thought of her as inadequate,

People thought alone,she would not make it,

People thought she would soon crumble and admit defeat,

Yet she held it through all,

Today she still stands tall

I know of this lady,

She slowly began to grow in wealth,

She found some help,

She knew many people still judged her

She knew many people criticized her,

Yet she held it through all,

Today she still stands tall

I know of this lady,

Who became prosperous,

Who became illustrious,

Who became marvelous,

Because she held it through all,

Is why today she still stands tall

I know of this lady,

She will soon be forty-three,

She is full of kindness

She is full of galore,

She is the lovely; Singapore.

and the seond one goes like this

Singaporeans We Are

Singapore will soon be forty-three,

All of us exclaim with glee,

For every year she gets older,

Every year we get closer,

After all these years we are still united,

Still we stand strong and undivided,

When we are together,

Nothing else matters,

Not religion nor race,

Not language nor face,

We are together under our flag,

Reed, white, Crescent, stars, all that,

They call us the lion city,

We are known as green and leafy,

Clean as can be,

So much to see,

Though we may be small,

On the world stage we stand tall,

The old and the knew are equally important,

Be it the Singapore Flyer or the Merlion,

For all those are just symbols,

Objects that are meant to enable,

But what matters the most,

Is that we all remain close,

For when you are alone in the dark,

Look up and see the stars,

Then you will know; Singaporeans we are

~Endex~

Strictly an Abdul Zameer Husref work,

not copied nor plaigarised from anywhere

. I will sue if copied, trust me

XD

~AZH out~