How about a quick game of Q & A?

Q1:
Would you be nervous presenting a speech to like over 80 different principals?

A: Nope, i don't get stage fright.

Q2:
Would you be nervous that the venue was a girls school?

A:Nope, i shine on any stage,when I'm doing my thing ...just give me a chance to meet new people.

Q3:
What if you were wearing a blazer that was three times to small for you,would you be nervous then?

A: Yup,that would do the trick.

Q4: Would you get majorly paranoid and try to act like nothings wrong?

A: Thats what i do...

Q5:
Is your name Abdul Zameer Husref?

A:On the 5th of august, unfortunately , that was me....


The 5th of August was something i had been looking forward to for awhile now, speaking in front of distinguished guests,getting an award,representing VS.... sounded great.....

that is until i put on my blazer........

To put it simply , on Denny De Vito that jacket would have looked liked a TIGHT-vest, on me.....it looked like a bright shiny purple singlet............yes, would not help that my schools blazer is bright and purple

Yes, Barney would have been proud. In attempt to cover up my humiliation, both my hands were almost constantly in my pockets....(thank god for long pants with deep pockets) and i wouldn't remain still....i was constantly on the move...

Making me look like a paranoid druggie,not exactly the kind of impression i wanted to give. Don't you just wish you were me? Please say yes....i'll gladly exchange roles...

my speaking part i guess was well delivered, but hey, i can safely say everyone in the room was exercising their sense of sight more then hearing...

I mean the GOH was smirking even before i got to the funny part of my speach............
in fact she stopped smirking when i got to that part..........
Damn, I need better material....

Sigh....

Then again...Its not everyone who gets to speak in front of such a number of distinguished guest, i should be proud of myself for even getting that opportunity, not so conscious about all the other trivial stuff :D

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Ahh, who am i trying to shit.......
I'd gladly trade the opportunity for clothes that did not make me look like i just escaped from Chinatown....

"Sometimes the clothes do not make the man"- George Micheal...
But George, most of the time,yeah they do....

~AZH out~