I just remembered something i have to blog about!
Cheng Hongs prejudice againts indians. Someday last week, i came back from malay class, only to find way-j,justing and cheng hong in a rather heated discussion, having known this jokers for about two years now, i knew it had to be something with indians(long story)

However, i would have never guessed what it was about.
From my memory the conversation when a bit like this.

Cheng Hong turns to me.

CH:Zameer, indians wipe their sh*t with their bare hands right!?

It took me awhile too notice that he was serious,

Me:What the hell???Dont talk nonsense lah.

WJ:Ya lah, since when anyone do that??

Justin:Since just now we try to tell him...

CH: I'm serious,I'm serious
(He looked like he was trying to convince himself more then us)

Me: Who told you???

CH: My mother....

At this point , way-j starts laughing to himself.

CH:Im serious,im serious.

Justin: How your mother know?

CH:don't know , maybe friend or colleauge tell her, as in not the Singaporean Indians, the India one.

Me:I heard china cleanest place in the world.

CH:I also not from China what?

all of us stare and look at him.

CH:im serious, im serious.Or else why mother tell me not to eat indian food?

At this point, im sure we all were careful not to say the real reason.
Hahas, but im not really surprised this came from Cheng Hong, after all he did once tell me and Sam when he goes to a toilet in Malaysia, he leaves the tap on because Malaysia sell Singapore water at too high a price.

Mind you, sams entire family is malaysian. Then again, what can we expect from our truly patriotic Singaporeans?

I once heard this joke, it when like this,

Mahatir, Bush and Lee Kuan Yew were standing on an island surrounded by sharks.

M:My soldiers are very brave, they will dare to swim 5 laps around this island.

A malaysian soldier heres this and swims the 5 laps immediately.

Mahatir turns to the other 2 and says.
"that is bravery"

B:Hmmm, my soldiers have faced far worse they can swim 10.

An american soldier heres this and swims the 10 laps immediately.
Bush turns to the other two and says.
"that is bravery"

LKY laughs to himself, he calls a singaporean soldier forward and says to him.
"Soldier, i want you to swim 50 laps around this island, but you must cut yourself first, and finish all the laps in 10 seconds"

In turn, the soldier smacks LKY across the face and shouts
"You siao ah!!!???"

LKY turns to the other two and says.
"Now that is bravery"

Just something to laugh about.

~AZH out~