Monday, August 4, 2008
Why am i blogging?I have no idea, i ussually blog when im in a social or political dillema, but lifes going pretty well right now.........so i have nothing to say...or do i? Let me attempt to consult my various other personalites.
Zameer: Hey guys what are we thinking about today?
Smart Zameer: Democracy and Human Rights!
Stupid Zameer: Boobies and Fried Chicken!
Linguistically Inclined Zameer: I think we should have a reasoned discussion about what we should think about today, be it chicken or human rights, thus we can have a completely fair conclusion.
Sarcactic Zameer: Right, lets all listen to the linguistic guy! Or golly gee, heres a better idea! Maybe we should stuff a fork into our neck run around in circles screaming the theme some to Walker Texas Ranger! I can't decide which will be more enterprising and beniftting for the the children in Africa!
Stupid Zameer: "In they eyes of the ranger he sees the unseuspecting stranger, for when you're in Texas look behind you! For thats where the rangers Gonna be! Gonna be! Gonna be!"
Sarcastic Zameer: Oh my god........i can't decide which is worse, being in your company or being in the company of Nespien Peo...
All:GASP.....HOW DARE YOU??!!
Sarcastic Zameer: I don't know what made me said that...i think i must go crucify myself to repent for my sins...
Insecure Zameer: Dudes, we have more important thinks to think about that....Shouold we call her back...is there really something wrong with her phone or is she just daoing us??? Are you sure we should even be taking part in any other events?? I mean do we have the time in between everything else we are doing?
Slack Zameer: Dudes, chill....what we need to do...is listen to some Jack Johnson or Jason Mraz and like let the winds carry our souls of to the motherland...
Dramatic Zameer: Only when the time is done, under the set of sun, we shall chill, but until then we wrok the mill, for only then will we understand, how slow goes tha passing of the sand.
Stupid Zameer: The wheels on the bus go round and round round and round round round........
Zameer: Okay,have i been talking to myself for this long now?
Smart Zameer: Yes , it is a common syndrome that many teenagers go through between the ages of 13-16 ....psychologically described as slight bipolar skitsofrenia... Its a natural part of adolescence.
Zameer: I should have my own tv show, trust me....it'll get more rating then the Yang Sisters or Parentel Guidence...sadly not as much as Singapore Idol...for some reasons Singaporeans like to delude themselves as they belive they can sing...Hady Mirza winning Asian Idol by a mojr fluke just adds to this false dream.....god help us...
Sarcastic Zameer: Which god would that be?
Insecure Zameer: Anyone that you truly belive in ...
Sarcastic Zameer: Fine....To whom it may concern....help us...
ALL: hahahahahahahahahas......
Stupid Zameer: I don't get it....
~Endex~
What just happened?... I have just demonstarted what happens to a narccisstic writer, stressed with exams, drunk on a mixture of coke and pepsi and sprite, who is haveing a simulteineous nervous breakdown about presenting a speach to 85 principals in the East Zone........But asides from thats as i mentioned much much earlier....... Lifes pretty good for me right now......
I guess im just an average teenager.
~AZH out~
p.s yes this was a complete waste of time...
Signing off @ 8:10 PM
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