Wow where do i start?
This week has been one loooong one, and with way too much going on. Lets start on Tuesday shall we. It was eve of Hari Raya and all the muslims could go home early,awesome!

But there was going to be a geog mock test after school, not awesome!

That meant that we were allowed to go home but had to comeback at 2 for the mock test, so i spent my entire morning being all moody and feeling damn sian.
And then the miracle marvellous rare came, in the form of Mr Ron Tan.

Well i was actually looking for Ms Raksha, but she wasn't at the staff room so yeah..
Anyway i went with Ismail cand the conversation went something like this.
Mr Ron Tan came out of staffroom.

MRT:Dameer?
Z:........
Ismail:Mr tan, do the muslims students have to comeback for the test later?
MRT:oh.No
Z(WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
(in my head of course)
MRT:Ms raksha will pass it to you on thurs.....

Awesome, so i reached home around eleven plus and that was when i realised i hadn't started on my art sculpture.
So i just started cutting and randomly pasting cardboard and lining it with masking tape, yet somehow it turned out rather nicely....
Yeah, i took a picture and yes i am full of myself. Anyway it also was the last day of puasa and so there was like this family at my house, was quite fun i guess. And my brother invited his old friend from VS this ang moh guy who had recently converted to Islam, the dude stands at 192.Tall much.

Wednsday

Day started out very earrly with the annual prayers that takes place every hari raya.See in Islam there are two type of prayers, one is called wajib and the other sunat. Wajib means that it is compulsory,this refers to the prayers were supposed to do 5 times a day(take note of supposed) while sunat is up to you whether you do or not. The thing is the prayers on hari raya is sunat and ironically thats the prayers that nearly every singaporean does.

Hmmmm

So it was back to my hse, and since my grandparents live with us now, and they're the oldest in both their families, its tradition that everyone comes to our hse to see them. Damn, i have a whole lot of relatives. Some i don't even know im related to.....alot of them are also complete weirdos....

Lets see the few i can remember...

this guy, i think he might be my second cousin or something, majorly tall and also looked majorly aenorexic , he was weearing this bright white baju kurong which made him look like a plank of newly painted wood that fell of a picket fence...and lets just say he wasn't exactly the most macho guy around.Anyway his sister (i think) got an sms and her ringtone was some hari raya song, the dude started dancing to it.

With much difficulty, i kept a straight face......Ahh who am i kidding i was like literally LOL.

Next was my aunt with the seven children who all had a habbit of asking much inquisitive questions.

Then came this granduncle who for some reason had blonde and red hair.

0.o

Then the worst was when a convoy of 3 cars came at one time.Sweet child of mine that sucked!

Ahh a few oddballs here and there and we finally managed to leave home to go to my paternal granddads hse. Something spooky happened over there, but i'd rather not say through this medium so ask me in person.

Next my we went my rich granduncles house and picked up quite abit of moolah over there.

And by that time it was already 12+ so we decided to call it a day and head back home, seeing as there was school the very next day.

Oh joy.

Thursday

So it was back to school and everyone was "selamat hari raya" here and "selamat hari raya" there and the canteen caretaker Uncle Foo came up to me and was all "Kumar!selamat hari maya!, uncle say correct not?"

Firstly, yes he thinks my name is Kumar...and i don't know why. And everytime i try to correct him it goes somewhat like this

z:Uncle, zameer.

Uncle:Za..zam?Zam?KUMAR?

Z:..........yeah, sure kumar....

Then came art and we were handing in the sculpture . I actually felt good about my work which has certainly never happened during art before.Yet Mr Spursfan just had to find a way to get at me.

He came and looked at my sculpture....

(Nods head)

MS:hmm, quite nice. Artistic painting ah.....eh but what is this suppose to be?I think its the stadium of Hull city, the team that beat Arsenal right.......

(how he knew i was an arsenal fan eludes me)

though my gunners keychain is somewhat of a giveaway.

He then moved on to Vincents sculpture.

MS:Nice, looks like Emirates Stadium, the "so called" best stadium in London(glances at me)

..............

We'll just see what happens next week then Spurssssss.

Then, nothing much i guess.

Friday

Today only one thing that happened that i'd like to talk about. Well for people who know whats going on try to keep up, for everyone who doesn't, well frankly i don't really bother.

Anyway, for obvious purposes lets say im writing a play, a fictional one.

"Once Upon a time,there was a group of students sitting in a circle .Some of them were talking loudly though the three at the very front were not and intstead watching the play. Yet the monkey who was put in charge punished the whole lot by giving them a summary to do.

The first person said that he was not talking and the monkey took back his summary. The second one did the same, and got the same response. When the third one said so, the monkey looked at him, turned and walked off. The person called after her but there was no reply, and he was completely ignored. Angered and annoyed the person left the room without taking the summary and the monkeyquestioned him about this. It went like this.

*Wait, i should give the characters names...mmm well from the top of my head the first names i can randomly think off is Nespien Peo and Supreme Awesome Overlord of The Universe AKA Jimmy Billy Bob.*

NP:How dare you not take your punishment and leave it there!! You deserve it and you know it.

JBB:No i don't .I wasn't talking at all.

NP:Yes you were! And you have the oddesity to deny it!

JBB:I do deny it because its true. Can i ask who was i talking to?

NP:*** !!!I saw you!

JBB:***???I was talking to ***?You took back his summary which means you know he wasn't talking and now your saying he was ?

NP:Anyway !Never in all my years have i seen anyone behave like that!

JBB:Like what?Youre the one who is wrong.

NP:Wow, you're really lying through your teeth aren't you.

JBB:haha, im not. I'll gladly do this summary if thats what you want but i can safely swear that i wasn't talking.

NP:You want me to give you the benefit of the doubt?Im dissappointted.

JBB:As am i

NP:YOU INSOLENT!UNGENTLEMEN!PROCRASTINATER.

JJB:Can i go now?

NP:NO!!!You re saying something, then saying another. Youre conflicting yourself! Making a fool of yourself!!

JJB:Im the fool?

NP:Yes you!im not the fool!!!!!!!

JJB:Sry you meant contradicting i think not conflicting.

NP:Don't you have the oddesity correct me!!!!!

JJB:But youre wrong both times.Why should'nt i? Firstly bout me talking the second one about conflicting.

NP:.............................................................

You know you actually have alot of potential, i think you'll be able to do very wel-

JBB:Yeah yeah i get it. Can i go now?

NP:BE QUIET!!!DID I SAY YOU COULD!?

JBB:that was why i asked.

NP:But your body language tells me your being condesending, your doing one thing then saying another!!!!

JBB:oh!So im CONFLICTING myself?

NP:You really have no manners do you at all do you?Are you this rude to everyone?

JJB:Just people who wrongly accuse me.

NP:Im going to take this up to a higher authority, have them call me.now GO.

Jimmy walked out of the room feeling extremely pissed off and was radiating waves of hatred so strong that it was strange that Nespien could not feel them burning her.But jimmy did understand that fire could not hurt the devil.

~ENDEX~

How did you like my script? Want to know what happens next...i should be posting the next scene some time soon.

Anyway , the EOYs start on Mon with Geog & English first. So i'm going to be pulling a couple of all-nighters and well....all dayers this weekend.

Doubt i'll be blogging for a few days, so

~AZH out~

(In the play above, any relation to anyone dead or alive is strictly coincidental and very much unfortunate, if you find yourself offended by the above text and think it somehow refers to you, i strongly encourage you to jump off a bridge.

A good swim always cheers me up i mean)

Man this is a long post.