Monday, June 16, 2008
Well i haven't felt like blogging the past few days


...........................................................................................................Guess what







I still don't!

~ AZH out~

PS: If you're reading this
Signing off @ 1:00 AM


Thursday, June 12, 2008
A Flashback

CO was flipping boring today ,
(CO - chinese orchestra,yes i'm part of this pittiful excuse for a music group,long story involving my primary school principal,two overweight goblins and a pot of gold,but thats a different story)anyway,it left me alone with my thoughts and i had time to ponder or something. When i was watching the Portugal-Turkey match last week, i was thinking about the previous Euro Cup where Portugal came in second to Greese, and a fleeting image came to my mind.

It was back in primary 4,day after the Euro Finals. Everybody was discussing the match , the main subject was that how could Portugal have lost to Greese. My english teacher hoever,was going on like this, "Portugal have gotten so far! Why are you not saying they did very well on their own homeground!Can anyone explain?"

I think at the time i was too busy winning at hangman too bother answering the question,but for the past few days for reasons unknown to me i've been dwelling on that question and i doubt i can get back to my usual thoughts of world domination unless i get it off my chest and answer the damn question.

Lets compare this to something easier to understand, a race between cars. 30 laps,16 cars have been racing in the final lap out of all the cars there are only two cars left, a Lamborghini Diablo and a Nissan Skyline GT-R . Both are great sportcars but in comparison a Lambo wins handsdown, but somehow the Skyline wins in a homeground full of Lambo fans. Now the main subject is how could the Lambo have lost, not that the Lambo has gotten so far . Now i think its kind of obvious which is Portugal and which is Greece isn't it? Four years and i finally got that off my chest , god now i can focus on getting back at those Goblins


~AZH out~
Signing off @ 7:44 PM


Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Comments

Well today i did a variety of things, things i rather not share with the general pubulic though, so today i won't be commenting on my life. I am however at perfect liberty to give comments about other people ,which i tend to do frequently.
OJ Simpson:Guilty
Deserved to be shot



Marvin Gaye:Not guilty

However was shot~by a priest,who happened to be his father~








TOFU


Mimes:All guilty

Mimes all freak me out. Ready firing squad. "Pang Pang!"





~AZH out~

Yes ,this was a complete waste of time.

Signing off @ 5:24 PM


Monday, June 9, 2008
a medium of expression
A Medium Of Expression



For long periods of time,eversince the begining of history man has sought to express himself. Amongst the caveman they did this by carving on the walls, or even hunting. This expressions of ones self evolved to competitions pitting man againts each other. Amongs the caveman ,it was whoever hunted the bigger animal won. Amongst the romans , whoever was the best gladiator won or whoever stabbed cesar with the biggest knife won. Between Hitler and Mussolini it was whoever killed more jews won, apparently hitler didn't like losing.



Today, forms of expression would most favourably be dancing,singing,playing music,drawing,painting,acting or even writing. There are over 80 million websites in existence, this does not include blogs. If it did the grand total would be over a 100 million . Many people have asked why do people blog? Well i know i blog beacause the world would stop spinning if no one knew what was going on in my life *king me*

to quote from a certain teacher who has a masters in social linguistics, a teacher who is the self-pronounced best english teacher in my school and who is nearly as nice as Hitler and nearly as smart as Homer Simpson. Lets call this teacher Nespien Peo.

"People blog for personal reasons,its very personal ,sort of like a diary to be read by only the authors close friends" says Nespien. No way! All blogs, especially the ones open to the general public, are only meant for the authors close friends to read! Golly Gee, i never knew that!

People always write in their blogs what they did for that day,or that week if i were to do that all the time my blog post would always sound something like this.

"went to school,went out with diff ppl,come home,rock out,slack,run around in circles shouting anarchy" Thats my usual monday.

So i tend to wander off course when writing, getting back to my point -Why do we blog?- its not so much as the blogging being the drawing point, but what the blog enables you to do, express yourself. Blogs are just a medium of expression and a palce where people void their emotions.

Just ask this dude>
~AZH out~
(any realation to anyone or teacher DOA is strictly coincidental and very unfortunate)
Signing off @ 3:50 PM


Sunday, June 8, 2008
The One Who Couldn't Say The
The One Who Couldn't Say The


"When Rome falls, the world will fall"

A few thousand years later and we're still going strong, just goes to show , the Romans were some pompous egotistical pricks. My first blog post and i start with critisizing the romans, yes i do have many issues. For example im too judgemental, too sarcastic and i waste money unnecessarily but my 6 therapists are telling me im improving on that last one.

Anyway,what i've just found out is that i had another issue all along, an issue that 73% of the public have. I just cant pronounce "The" . I know what you're thinking "Abdul Zameer Husref! Best Pubulic Speaker in the East Zone (prize presentation on 5th Aug 2008,TKGS) can't say THE we must all be doomed!!!" Okay,fine maybe you would'nt be thinking that exactly,but you get my point.

It is true though,when i was training for the competition, my TIC-Ms Fox, pointed out that i could not pronounce "th". I say "Da" not "The" and apparently so do 73 % of the public.

My immediate reply was "Well i dont need to say The! Or anything starting with TH!I don't need you! I don't need any of you!Im gonna make it on my own!!!!"


This is how my introduction of my speach went without the "Th"s

"I onced watched a sitcom where an english teacher was teaching a class of foreign students,He en asked one of e indian students to describe his wife to e class, e man replied in a ick indian accent 'she is lookeing like an elephant from e front,e is looking like an elephant from e back"

Apparently i did need th, hmm. So after many hours of apologizing for my tantrum, practicing,rolling my tounge,adjusting my diagphram when i speak and assination of little green men(Oh wait the last one is what i did to get rid of my hiccups ,you can ignore that) i finally mastered THe art of it. (:I)

So the next time you're infront of a mirror try saying THE not DA and make sure you pronounce it right.Unlike this dude>

~AZH out~
for the first time of many to come




Signing off @ 6:38 PM