" They say we leave this world just the way we came into it , alone and naked. So if we do leave with nothing, what then is a measure of a life? Is it defined by the people we choose to love? Or is life merely measured by our accomplishments? Then what if we fail or are never truly loved. What then can we ever measure up? Or will the quiet desperation of a life gone wanting drive us mad."

-Mark Schwan
One Tree Hill
Season 6 Episode 5
You've dug your own grave, now lie in it

To all muslims:
Selamat Hari Raya!

To all non-muslims:
Hell, you don't get anything....
(i never got a christmast present)


....


Yeahs, so many things to write about....

Yet for some reason i don't feel like.

Better luck next time yeah?

~AZH out~

Friends .

Im talking bout the hit show of course, lasting 10 seasons and is still voted the best show to ever be on telivision, but has anyone ever wondered.
What happened to the 6 stars after the show?

Well i've recently found this page and heres what i found out.

#6. Matt LeBlanc
On Screen:
You would think that Matt LeBlanc was The One With the Most Potential,
because after all, it is LeBlanc that was gifted a Friends spin-off by NBC;
a should-be success with a built-in fanbase of millions.

Too bad that Joey was pretty much unwatchable, even for the most die-hard of Friends fans (I gave it about 5 episodes before determining it to be a lost cause). Somehow though, Joey survived 2 seasons and 47 episodes.

And since Joey? Check out Matt LeBlanc's IMDb credits. Holy crap! Matt LeBlanc has not even starred in any C-rate TV movies. Joey is LeBlanc's sole post-Friends credit (though he is supposedly working "behind the camera" now).

Off Screen:
LeBlanc got a deivorce from his wife after he cheated on her with his Joey co-star. He is also currently being sued by his former manager, though according to LeBlanc, she's crazy.



#5. Matthew Perry:
On Screen
Perry's main credit since Friends was the short-lived Aaron Sorkin vehicle Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip. Studio 60 was supposed to be the next big thing, but it fizzled and died after just a single season. At least Perry received generally positive feedback for his performance.

The problem with Perry is that besides Studio 60 he hasn't done very much; a TV movie here (The Ron Clark Story) and a movie you've never heard of there (Numb, Birds of America). While Perry has received positive reviews for all of these films, I just don't feel that any of them can be considered that big post-Friends breakthrough.
Perry will also be playing an older version of Zac Efron in next year's Seventeen Again. Minus points for that decision.

Perry's best chance for post-Friends success might be "The End of Steve", a new series for Showtime in which he will be starring and producing.

Off Screen

There's very little off-screen news for Perry and in his case, no news is probably good news since he previously suffered from various drug and alcohol addictions during his Friends tenure (and Chandler's weight see-sawed accordingly whether Perry was on or off of the sauce).
Perry may or may not be dating his former girlfriend Lauren Graham, of Gilmore Girls.

#4. Lisa Kudrow:

On Screen

Like Matthew Perry before her, Kudrow also has a short-lived TV show post-Friends, The Comeback, which aired for 13 episodes on HBO (that's 34 fewer than LeBlanc's Joey). Thirteen episodes is not that many, but in Kudrow's defense, The Comeback was actually pretty funny. It was just offbeat and misunderstood. Kudrow did however receive a much deserved Emmy nomination for her work.

Besides The Comeback, Kudrow has appeared in a few movies (check out her credits), including Happy Endings (2005) and Kabluey (2007). Kudrow also appeared in the recent chick-flick P.S. I Love You, and has about 5 other projects in the works.

Why'd she rank above Perry? Both have failed single-season TV shows and 2 indie movies that nobody has seen (with well received performances), but Kudrow gets the edge since she appeared in a movie that some people actually saw in movie theaters (P.S. I Love You), albeit a mediocre one. Kudrow also co-created and produced "The Comeback", which accounts for some bonus points as well.

Off Screen

Like Leblanc, Kudrow is being sued by her former manager. Besides a lawsuit (and who really cares), Kudrow's off-screen life is pretty quiet. She's been married for 13 years, which is like an eternity in Hollywood, so she definitely gets some bonus points there. Kudrow is also the Friend that spilled the beans about 2 years ago that a male friend was preventing the making of a Friends reunion show. She then denied that a reunion was even in the works (and no, there's still no movie...).


#3. David Schwimmer

On Screen:
Like Lisa Kudrow and Matthew Perry before him, David Schwimmer seems to fancy himself an indie darling now, and has starred in a few of them post-Friends, including Duane Hopwood (2005) and Big Nothing (2006).

Schwimmer has also done some voice work in 2005's Madagascar as well as its upcoming sequel, Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa. Lets also not forget his hilarious guest appearance as Greenzo during last season of 30 Rock.
However, these credits alone would certainly not merit a #3 ranking for Schwimmer. Heck, he doesn't even have a failed TV show like Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry or Lisa Kudrow. The reason why Schwimmer is #3 is this:

Off Screen

Two words: Stage work (the best resume padding an actor could ask for).
Not only has Schwimmer starred in a West End play and a Broadway show, but he is also the cofounder of Chicago's Lookingglass Theatre Company, for which he has acted in and directed many productions. Now, who knows how good Schwimmer was in any of these productions, but all of this stage work just sounds so...legit!

Off screen, Schwimmer has also moved into directing - first "Run Fat Boy Run" in 2007 and now "Little Britain USA" for HBO.
Finally, it seems as though Schwimmer himself has asserted that he has moved past Friends, as he has stated that he would not play the character of "Ross" again. Some of you might hate him for this, but I praise him for attempting to move on with his career.

#2. Courteney Cox (Arquette)

On Screen:

3 out of our 6 Friends have a failed TV show that aired after the conclusion of Friends. Courteney Cox, however, can have the distinction of calling her post-Friends show short-lived (which is one step above failed). This is because Cox's TV show - Dirt - survived to see a second season. Sadly though, that second season only saw 7 episodes before it too was canceled. Call it a curse, I guess. The show did have some of the more inventive promo posters that I had ever seen though...

Beyond Dirt, Cox Arquette has done some voicework (Barnyard), indies (November and The Tripper, the latter written/directed by her husband, David Arquette), made a cameo in The Longest Yard and starred in something we'd all probably like to forget was ever made, Zoom (garnering a whopping 2% rating on Rotten Tomatoes).

She also has a slated 3-episode guest stint on next season of Scrubs. Did you know that Cox Arquette was Marc Cherry's original choice for the role of Susan Meyer on Desperate Housewives, but had to turn it down because she was pregnant?

Off-Screen

Cox Arquette has also dived into the producing angle of TV/movies, frequently collaborating with her husband, David Arquette. The two have been married since 1999 (one of the only 2 successful Friends marriages).
Cox remains friends with "Friend" Jennifer Aniston and even does things like raise money for charity with her.

She also gave birth to a daughter almost right around the time that Friends ended, and in perhaps her worst post-Friends decision to date, named her Coco.


#1
Jenifer Aniston.

On Screen.

Anistons success actually began during the shooting of friends, when she gained considerable critical acclaim for her performances in The Object of My Affection (1998), a comedy drama about a girl who falls for a gay man,

and in the low-budget 2002 film, The Good Girl, directed by Miguel Arteta, playing an unglamorous cashier in a small town. The latter film opened in relatively few theaters - under 700 in total - taking $14M in the U.S. box office.

In late 2005, Aniston headlined two major studio films, Derailed and Rumor Has It, both of which performed fairly at the box office, grossing over $36 million each despite little support from critics.

In 2006, Aniston appeared in the low-budget drama, Friends with Money, which was first shown at the Cannes Film Festival, received a limited release, and grossed over $13 million.

Aniston's next film, The Break-Up, which was released on June 2, grossed approximately $39.17 million during its opening weekend, despite lukewarm reviews. It has currently grossed over $118 million at the U.S. box office and over $203 million worldwide.
I
n 2007, Aniston guest starred in an episode of Courteney Cox Arquette's series Dirt. Aniston played Arquette's snobby rival Tina Harrod.

Forbes listed Aniston as the 10th richest woman in the entertainment industry for the year 2007. She is behind such powerhouses as Oprah Winfrey, J. K. Rowling, Madonna, Celine Dion and Jennifer Lopez and is ahead of Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and the Olsen twins.

Aniston's net worth is approximately $110 million. Aniston was also included in the annual Star Salary Top 10 of trade magazine The Hollywood Reporter for 2006. According to Forbes in October 2007, Aniston was the top-selling celebrity face of the entertainment industry.

Off Screen:
Aniston has also directed a hospital emergency room-set short film named Room 10, starring Robin Wright Penn and Kris Kristofferson; Aniston has noted that she was inspired to direct by actress Gwyneth Paltrow, who directed a short film in 2006.

Well there you go, the afterlife of Friends.

~AZH out~

Let me give you a list of my people i know.

Samuel
Bryan
Alaina
Razi
Natalia
Halim
Iggy
Nicole
Grace
Zansher

You know the one thing they all have in common?Lately i find all of them have been in one way or another addicted to I'm Yours by Jason Mraz. I should be included in that list as well i guess, cause MR A-Z is wayy awesome.

Anyway lets see how did today go?

Well it started with Bio revision with Ms Ho. Who turned out to be majorly pissed that the class didn't do the worksheet we were meant to yesterday, i had a feeling that if i wasn't absent yesterday, i would somehow be blamed for it. I don't know why but things like this always find a way back to me and well most of the times they usually are my fault, but that's a different story.

Anyway she was scolding Gareth cause she told him to get the worksheets , and dear Ms Ho does have this tendency to over pronounce her words so from where i was it looked and sounded a little like this.

Ms Ho: Gareth Ng! Why did you not follow my instructions!?Were they not clearly instructed?!

Gareth:(smirks) We tried to find you everywhere.

Ms Ho:Wipe that smirk of your face!I am not amused!

Gareth:SMIRKS

Ms Ho:I said I AM NOT A MOOSE!!!!!!!

But Ms Ho is one of the teachers that actually can teach well so nothing much.
Anyway after that cam Maths.
Just did another paper, like ..... I don't really know what to say about it.

Then English, well we watched Coach Carter, but still Nespien Peo, what is there to be said?
I mean just go see the poll on Bryan's blog. Even Mr Why can't come close and we all know how he can get.

Next MT, blah blah. After that had Malay Listening Comphre, the only part of Malay that i ever am comfortable and confident doing. Reached home around 4ish, straight after school, Which kinda sucked cause we ussually meet up on Fridays but couldn't today.-.-



Mmmm.

Nothing much happened the rest of the day just dozed off, planning to mugg into the wee hours of the night later, but like i said,

Later..


~AZH out~

I did'nt go to school today , i'm still not sure what my real excuse is going to be but well ..
umm well......
I was abducted?
I was kidnapped?
I was sick?
I became a politician?

Hmmm, i don't know but i'm rather fond of the last one.
But from what i've heard i didn't miss miss much.
Both Ms Ho and Mr Za...Za... ZA...
Im sorry i can't say it , im fasting-i can't swear.
Anyway they didn't come to school as well, which means that there was 4 free periods.
Typical, just typical Zameer Husref. The day i don't come to school, four free periods.
Yay.

Anyway i think i got alot of good work done at home.
Hopefully i'll get more done later.

~AZH out~

Something rather bizzare happened today. My smart mouth got the better of me and once again and got on the nerves of a teacher.

Then afterwards, the very same teacher pulled me aside and when i was expecting a hell of a tounge lashing i got something completely unexpected.

The teacher said i had charisma, i had a gift to influence people and told me that i was going to go very far in life. My first thoughts were that it was some kind of reverse-psychology that wasn't going as planned, or maybe 'good cop -bad cop' with only the good cop. Then however, the teacher proceeded to say that three other people in history had the same 'gift' i did.

Hitler, Chairman Mao and Joseph Stallin.
Woah.

Now that freaked me out beyond a reasonable doubt.
I had no idea whether the earlier things were sincere or the use of psychology anymore.

0.o(this was my exact expression)

I repeat the following many times in my various posts, I shit you not

Dammit

So i make one smart comment and i end up being a charismatic dictator with influential powers who will go far in live.

I seriously have to learn to shut up.

Now i've covered physics, and im going to go watch one tree hill
season 6 episode 4
Bridge Over Troubled water,
before moving on to chem.




~AZH out~

Oh today we went through the different subject combinations for next year.

So i've decided either on VS2G or VS2H

Which means

English.
A Maths
E Maths
Physics
Chemistry
Malay
*SS/Hist or Geog
Literature

*One combination is geog the other one is history.
Im not sure which one i want to do

I need to get at least 65%.
I hope i can pull that off,
okay scratch that,
I have to and i will pull it off.

"I begin my path with my destination in sight, for if i do not then i end my path as i begin"
- Confucius.

~AZH out~

I haven't blogged in a few days, been hung up on on mugging and what not. This is going to be a short one as well but i've just got the greatest news ever.
I'm going to be going to london and paris at the end of year with my family for a holiday, but the most awesome part is that im going to go to Emirate Stadium!
Whoooo!

On a completely irrelevant note, a must-see movie for inspiring students and athletes ,
"Coach Carter"
Starring Samuel L. Jackson and co-written by Mark Schwan who is of course the creator of One Tree Hill.

Season 6 Episode 4
Bridge Over Troubled Water which comes out tmrw, is also a must watch for OTH fans.

And in another irrelevant issue, a hilarious stand up comedian who fuses music with comedy has just come to my discovery,
Rob Paravonian.

Check him out on youtube and and you will not be dissappointed .

And in the final irrelevant note,
Bryan can't do magic, my other friend Hafiz can do magic.
And i mean more then card tricks you find on the Internet.
=D

~AZH out~

Today was not horrible i guess , so i shan't go into details into that. Oh but a quote from the senile old man must be mentioned.

"Chemistry, is like maths, but its not maths, but its like maths? Confused, well I'm her to confuse you even more then you will not be confused. Which is why chemistry is like maths, but its not maths, but its like maths. If you don't know what you don't know, i cannot help you. But if you are confused, very good. Because that is my job"

I honestly have nothing to say about that.
For once, i was knocked flat off my feet.

Anyway , something Bryan mentioned which i think i addressed earlier before is that i remind him of Dr House from the show house.

So it got me thinking about the other characters or figures people say i remind them off, well from what i remember

Dr Cox (John C. McGinley)from Scrubs.

J.D (Zach Braff) from Scrubs.

Chandler(Matehw Perry) from Friends.

Alan Shore(James Spader) from Boston Legal.

Mr Burns from the Simpsons

Sylar (Zachary Quinto) from Heroes.

Samuel L Jackson.-.-

Mr Bean(Rowan Akitson)

Robin Williams

and

Ernie from Sesame Street.

Dammit, i always preffered Bert.

~AZH out~

To the one & only.

I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry about all the things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby the way you make my world go 'round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry

-buckcherry.

Yeah, well... yeah.

Anyway, lets go on to todays event.

Today school was an enduring experience i dare say. It started with ...wait.
English ... or was it science.
Yeah, yeah it was english.

So my day started as well as the Sadamm Husein's trial , and well we all know how that ended.
We went through a comphrehension taken from the book City of Joy, so of course it was a rather interesting text, then Ms Pesvien Neo started telling us about this book she once read about slaves and famine and people suffering from hunger in third-world countries.

Then she said, "but it was very heart-warming"

Sweet mother of susan.

Then came science, thank god the man who has labelled everyone as insane did not come today so Ms Ho came to give us a worksheet to practice for our science practical. Other then that it was just a free period.

Next reccess...i 'll skip that yes.

Ou then Art, art art art.
With good old Mr Z____, who has clearly no idea the how much power the postion of teacher has. Ussually i would never write anything so sensitive about a teacher online, but when it comes to this, i seriously think I won't be the one in trouble for what i say. And i quote

"You think you deserve to be in this school! You think you are very smart!? There are many other people we would gladly take into this school over you since they can do better! You go some lousy school like St.Pats! You belong in St.Pats.!!!"



"You know why the art room is placed on the fifth floor? So no one can hear you scream when i beat you up. And you think im joking is it? "

"You look like you going to die already, go break your fast lah!!!"

"Eh prefect, i don't like prefects"

"Eh let me find something hard to throw at you. *picks up wooden stick,hits table*
Why you never listen to me?!*waving stick* WHY?! WHY!!?? WHY?!!!"

"Eh i dont balem you for not being able to pay attention, cause you're a runner. You cannot pay attention , i know , i know. You should have gone to sports school"

"Im going to make all of you stand in the sun, eh cross-country boy, you love the sun right?!"


Yeah.

Anyway thank god last period was geog.

Ms Raksha always cheers everyone up after a crappy day.

Hahas, i remember this damn funny thing she did earlier.

Zhe Chuan: Ma'am i left my workbook in crass...

Ms Raksha:What?

Zhe Chuan:I left my workbook in crass. can i go take it?

Ms Raksha: Fine, go get it from your cRass.

Ms Raksha: And be quick, make sure your cRass door isn't locked.

Hahas.

Then came another two hours with Ms Neo for detention.
-my bad to way-j-
Did her comphre but could nt leave until the two hours were over.
Unlike Ms Tays detention, she will be as fierce as she can during class and will give people up to 8hours of detention. But when it comes to detention time.

"Sigh, i know you all are not very badly behaved boys. Your actually quite smart, just finish the worksheet i give you, i go through the answers then you leave already kay?"

That mostly takes an hour tops.

After school, i went well...
to cut my hair.
But thats a different story, one i dont have time for today.

so

~AZH out~

INSANE

–adjective
1.
not sane; not of sound mind; mentally deranged.
2.
of, pertaining to, or characteristic of a person who is mentally deranged: insane actions; an insane asylum.
3.
utterly senseless: an insane plan.

After being called insane by a senile old man today, i just figured that people might actually want to know the real meaning of the word. Man do i hate the substutuites.
Like seriously.

According to bryans blog. Its 18 days till the exams, i would say i've started mugging , though if i dont do anything about it im going to fail chemistry. I blame three people, well actually its only one person. Out of the three people, one of them is so old he might already be dead, the other one is an 8 month old fetus. So that just leaves us with one person.

Lets lable her Captain Slacksalot on the Don't Give A Shit Express.
Oh wait , if i do pass chem, i know who else i should thank.
My only reliable teacher, Bill Nye the Science Guy.

I shit you not.

And apparently i remind bryan of Dr House.
I take that as a compliment somehow.
Hmmm

~AZH out~

This Monday was by far better then the last, still its an insanely boring one. Sighs.
If i stop typing halfway during this post its probably due to the fact i fell asleep at my keyboard.
Though i doubt that really is going to happen. Anyway i was saying that earli

With all they hype about the clash at anfield between the reds,Liverpool & Man Utd
(congrats to all Liverpool fans for the 2-1 win)
It got me thinking about my top eleven of all time, and i think it would go something like this...


Manger:George Graham
4-4-2

Keeper:Gordon Banks
(In my opinion, the best keeper in history)

Left-Back:Roberto Carlos
(Not only is he a great defender, his speed and free kicks are to die for)

Centre-Backs: Franz Beckenbaur & Bobby Moore
(For Beckenbaur,no explanation needed. For Moore , he is so freaking awesome that i really believe England would not have won the world cup if not for his equaliser and splendid defending)

Right-Back:Palo Madini
(Best right-back ever, and he has a cool hairstyle.haha.)


Winger(left):George Best
(Two words :George Best)

Winger(right):Diego Marradona
(How great was he?Lets put it this way, when the first ferrari F-50s were out, it was only made in red. For Diego alone, they made it in black. )

Midfileder:Johan Cruijf
(One of the three players in history to have been named European Footballer of the Year thrice, another one of them is Marco Van Basten, also a favourite player of mine)

Midfielder: Zinedine Zidane
(One of the most skillful players in the history of football, the dribbling of a god)

Centre Forward:Ferenc Puskas
(He scored a remarkable 84 goals in 85 international matches for Hungary, and 514 goals in 529 matches in the Hungarian and Spanish leagues. He is also regarded by some as the best shooter in football history.)

Centre Forward:~!EDWARD JOSEPH 'TED' DRAKE!~
(captain)


(Arsenal Scoring Legend and Legendary Captain, being the first and one of the only players to score 7 goals in one match, in one season he scored 42 goals in 41 games, he played for Arsenal all three seasons when they won the leauge tittle consecutively and manager George Allison himslef said that alot of the matches won were thanks to Drakes Goals. He was top scorer for Arsenal for five seasons in a row and scored the only goal in the 1936 FA cup Final.Uptil today he is known as one of Arsenals top scorers and the most loved captain, despite being captain for a short period of 3 seaons only-sustained a spinal injury in a match againts Reading in 1945-. He also had to retire soon after due to this injury. And yes, he is my favourite player of all time)

Ted Drake

Penalties: Puskas/Johan Cruijff/Ted Drake

Short Freekicks:Drake/Zidane

Long Freekicks:Marradona/Roberto Carlos/Beckenbauer

Right Corner:Johan Cruijff

Left Corner: hmm....im not sure, I'll let Graham decide

Subs:

• Oliver Kahn
• Rustuu Ragburr
• Patrice Evra
• Sergio Ramos
• Allsesandro Nesta
• Duncan Edwards
• Marco Van Basten
• Clarence Seedorf
• C.Ronaldo
• Pires
• Fabregas
• Kaka
• Sir Bobby Charlton
• Kevin Kegan
• Nani
• Walcott
• Fandhi Ahmad
• Steven Gerrard
• Robbie Fowler
• Rudd Van Nistelrooy
• Robin Van Persie
• Henry
• Torres
• Berkhamp
• Ronaldo
• Pele

In bold are my personal favourites, yeah i guess thats about it.

Oh, and for those who dont know im a

Arsenal Fan-English

Real Madrid-Spanish

Inter Milan-Italia

Bayern Munich-German

Holland-International

~AZH out~

You know something? Bad things happen in our world, sad things, things that should not be happening are happening.

All of us are so into our own lives and our own problems that we don't really have the time or we just don't care enough to notice this happening but at times something out of routine stumps us and pulls us out of our own shells and forces us to accept that life is not always just rainbows & butterflies.

Sigh

See , a friend of mine told me this story that really made me think about all of this, i don't know whether im making to big a deal about this but i just really found it sad.

See, he went to this funeral , a friend of his parents passed away due to a stroke or something, the guy left behind a rather young wife and 2 children. One of the children 5 and the other is 7, the elder one is autistic.

He heard the widow tell her younger son , "Pa go to heaven ready, cannot see us anymore".
The boy nodded. The mother then told her eldest son , the same thing. He didn't say anything
, my friend guessed he was too sad.

It was an open casket ceremony, at the end when they were about to move the body the eldest son walked forward, his mother was crying and didn't see him walk forward, he extended one arm and tapped the father, he started shaking his father.

"Pa, why you sleep so long, wake up ready can, Ma very sad
Wake up ready."

~AZH out~

One Tree Hill
Season 6 Episode 2
One Million Billionth Of A Milisecond On A Sunday Morning

Oh wow...
Oh wow...
Oh wow...

All i have to say about this epsiode, though its a majorly awesome, it has the worst ending ever.
EVER.
It ends with the line, said by Lucas after he gets a call from someone,

"Quintein Fields was shot tonight, he's dead"

I cant go on...
Dammit,
Q was the coolset character.
Ahhh...

~AZH out~

Things that take about 8 hours.

The Third Season of Friends.

Lord of the Rings 1 & 2

The amount of time it took Perry Romanowski to break the world record for a 50-mile jog

The amount of time for Abdul Zameer Husref to become miserable.

Indeed, after a mere week away from school, all it took was 8 hours on a Monday to make my life as miserable as possible. First the day kicked off with a talk from ,apparently, Victoria Schools Finest. The Peer Leaders. Fine, it was for a good cause as they were trying to get as many sec2s as they can interested in applying to be one, but something ticked me off.

The guy kept saying how it will be our job to inspire sec 1s not to be shy and confused and how its our job to make them come out of their shells. Thinking back to our very own peer leaders a year ago, i was no where near as hell convinced. They had an easy job,

"EH, Good Morning 1I, we are your peer leaders......do you all know each others names? Right now its time to find out"

Next Week.

"EH, Good Morning 1I, we are your peer leaders back again ......do you all remember each others names? Right now its time to find out"

Not very inspiring is it?
.........................................

Anyway then the guy proceeded to tell us how we were feeling last year, how we are feeling now and how we're going to feel if we go for the camp.I could not stop myself from trying to make him mentally combust, it didn't work.

Next up ,
Ms tay came to class to give out stuff ,take back stuff and make sure we were all sitting in the right places. Oh and to remind us we had exactly four weeks till we were going to be screwed by the exams.
O.0
I couldn't make her combust either...
Dammit

And of course soon after,
Mr Koh came in for five minutes , and amazingly manged to pull at least 8 jokes out from nowhere, might i mention his jokes are more like redundant statements then jokes and that the only person in class who sincerely laughs is abhiram, for people who have had the displeasure of meeting abhiram, i cannot put it clearer.

The moment he left, my day hit a new a low as Ms P____ N*o came in, with every step she took inside the class i felt my spirit slowly being sucked away and thrown into the immortal dark black hole located where normal humans have hearts. She of course wasted no time in reminding us of the 4 weeks she had left to torture us, i meant teach, i meant teach. She also gave us two options of what we wanted to do during her period, just read or go to the computer lab and do the reading programme survey.

Class: (loudest)Survey!....read(murmurs)

Ms N*o:Fine, so we'll stay here and read...

After that was recess which would have usually lightened my mood up, but oh wait, i just had to be fasting!

After which came Home Ec, which i found out that we were being given a test, not just any test but 30% of our exams, sweet holy great grand mother of god........
The test ended and then was just 70 minutes off listening to Ms Hashima go on about cooking,sewing,cooking and more sewing. I would have rather been at a slumber party with Hitler and Mussolini then have to go through that again, and those guys aren't the friendliest of the bunch. Next came malay, which was by far the best period of the day since we had to finish watching the movie and there was no real work, in that moment i thought,"there is a god"
phew...

The hands of time struck 140,which would have ussually meant that it was OPW , but OPW was officially over, so that had to mean , school was over!!!!!!

Endex?But sadly no, based on the day i had been having so far i was in fact not one bit surprised when Ms Tay informed us that we're going to be the doing maths for the next hour.

"There is a god, but he is pure evil" i corrected myself

Finally i managed to finish the paper and that was it for school
*cue paramore-misery business*


I came straight home,Sry bout that Papaya(err..hard to explain, its not really a papaya)
and attempted to mugg after half an hour i couldn't take the pressure from my eye lids to close.
"Fine i thought to myslef, 5 minute power nap, 10 tops"

Next thing i know, its 7pm.

Crap.

Well now i've got to get back to absorbing as much information possible.

And i've just one last thing to say

"Monday, hate is a strong word, but i really,really,really,really,really,really don't like you"

~AZH out~

So i heard this joke once by this hilarious comedian,Maz Jobrani, and something i read earlier today reminded me of it. I read this paper by this anonymous journalist about stereotypes on this pubulic forum, these two guys were arguing about it and so this joke came back to me.

You guys know something, stereotypes really suck? (crowd cheers) But luckily some people are breaking stereotypes, like the stereotype about gays, that they never do sports? I mean come one, have you not watched proffesionell boxing? Two buff fit guys in nothing but shiny silk shorts fighting over a big old shiny belt? The gays sure as hell had something to do with this! But seriously , the stereotypes about asians is that they cant drive, but lately i've seen commercials where asians are selling cars, thats good, thats good. But we middle eastern people(he's iranian-american)we sure not breaking our stereotype, you don't see an iranian guy in a air-craf commercial sayin
"Come fly with middle-east air....I dare you"

In an attempt to live things up i posted this joke on the forum as well, within hours both parties had joined up and were now arguing againts my incompetence to understand anything of seriousness and how i should go read forums about clowns if i want to be one of them.

Not very cool on my part, so i knew , my only chance was too make both the smart asses feel too uncomfortable to continue arguing with me.So after awhile i came up with something that quieted them up rather quickly.

"You sick sons of bitches, when my son was 7 , he was molested by a clown and now he cries everytime he sees a balloon and your telling me i should be a clown? Who in gods name raised you!!??"

The forum was closed soon after that.

It makes me all happy on the inside when other people feel uncomfortable around me....
like a jolly schoolgirl in springtime...
yeah, i said it.
Deal with it.

Anws, in the topic of comedians go check this guy out on youtube.
Gabriel Iglesias.
Hilarious.

~AZH out~

Well.
Not much to tell for today, and im too lazy to come up with some kind off eccentric post, that i've done so often.No kind of quizzes to do & nothing to post about.



Well. Isnt this an awkward silence?
Yes.It is.

Well, i've recently heard this song by Secondhand Serenade, the one-man-band that brought us the hit track, fall for you.

This song is called Vulnereble and i think it alot better then fall for you, yet for some reason it isn't that widely known. The music of the song is rather mellowed down as most of it is played on an acoustic guitar,and the lyrics really are quite cool and meaningful.

"Vulnerable"
Share with me the blankets that your wrapped in
Because its cold outside cold outside its cold outside
Share with me the secrets that you kept in
Because its cold inside cold inside its cold inside

And your slowly shaking finger tips
Show that your scared like me so
Let's pretend we're alone

And I know you may be scared
And I know we're unprepared
But I don't care

Tell me, tell me
What makes you think that you are invincible?
I can see it in your eyes that you're so sure
Please don't tell me that I'm the only one that's vulnerable
Impossible

I was born to tell you I love you
Isn't that a song already?
I get a B in originality
And it's true I can't go on without you
Your smile makes me see clear
If you could only see in the mirror what I see

And you're slowly shaking finger tips
Show that you're scared like me so
Let's pretend we're alone

And I know you may be scared
And I know we're unprepared
But I don't care

Tell me, tell me
What makes you think that you are invincible?
I can see it in your eyes that you're so sure
Please don't tell me that I'm the only one that's vulnerable
Impossible

Slow down girl -- you're not going anywhere
Just wait around and see
Maybe I am much more you never know what lies ahead
I promise I can be anyone,
I can be anything
Just because you were hurt doesn't mean you shouldn't bleed
I can be anyone, anything, I promise
I can be what you need

Tell me tell me
What makes you think that you are invincible?
I can see it in your eyes that you're so sure
Please don't tell me that I'm the only one that's vulnerable
Impossible

~Endex~

Many people also have asked why he calls himself Secondhand Serenade instead of just using his own name,John Vesely. Well the reson for it is quite cool actually. His first song he ever wrote he sang to his wife for their aniversary so he serenaded her, so all his songs he fist sings to his wife, and if she likes them, then he records it. So first he serenades her, which means when we listen to his songs we're getting a Secondhand Serenade.

~AZH out~

Today was pretty cool i guess, my day started at 4AM. Its the second day of puasa( fasting)
so in the morning, my family decided to go to Mac for breakfast before the fasting began. Quite fun actually driving around serangoon at 4 in the morning, then when we finally got to the Macs, it was 'closed for maintenance'. I bet they were just too lazy to take our orders.......Damn Communists.....

So we had to go to the next closest one, which was at haogang. Thank god, this one was open. The entire time we were there, i was trying to explain to my dad how facebook worked,my mum who had just made her facebook and had a total of 5 friends, was acting all high and mighty. The conversation went somewhat like this.

D:So, its just pictures is it?

Z:NO....theres like alot of stuff, like games, adding your friends , networking that kind of stuff.

D:If i ask people to send me their amature porn videos on my facebook , will they?

Zan:(laughing) yeah, they might, its quite a good idea.

Zav:Yeah,but you need an offshore account and everything, its illegal in Singapore. But quite a good idea...

M: Rubbish.....Its very easy to use, i can teach you if you need ?

Z:Mum, when you read peoples comments on their own profiles, you thought they were all talking to you..........

ALL:(laughs)

M:(annoyed face) Fine, fine....at least i have a facebox...

Z:FACEBOOK.....
....

Anyway the rest of my day i devoted souly to the debut episode of one tree hill season 6!
Right at the end of season 5 , it leaves when Mouth quits his job, Nathan gets his skills back, Peyton finds out about someone who knows her biological mother, Dan gets hit by a car and Lucas sits in the airport, takes out his mobile phone and says to someone . "I've got 2 plane tickets to Vegas, do you want to get married tonight?"At the same time they show separate scenes where Lindsay,Peyton and Brooke answer their phones. So we do not know who he calls.

So in the episode, it stars with Lucas dreaming what would happen on their one year anniversary if he chooses each girl. Dan gets taken into a hospital, but he realises the only nurse there is Psycho Nanny Carrie, who wants to kill him and is torturing him for asking her to stay away from Jamie. Brookes call is from Vicoria, her mother, who wants to take over her company. And the girl lucas chooses, is Peyton.Mouth quits his job and is moving to Omaha because he got a job offer there, and milllicent,his girlfriend and brookes assistant, goes with him.

The episode ends with Brooke closing her store, and saying to herself "this is my store, my company , my life" she turns around and this thug jumps her and hits her and she falls to the ground.

The next episode comes out next Tuesday and is titled
"One Million Billionth of a Millisecond on a Sunday Morning"

Now im going to attempt to stay awake for the rest of the dayy.

~AZH out~

Whooo!
One Tree Hill Season 6
TMRW.

Anyway, this is gna be a short one. I dont really have much to tell, just a msg i need to pass to someone.

"Dude, enough with all the damn majorly lame lies. No one buys it anymore, we all just think your completely retarded. Game is up man, Get a life"

~AZH out~