Saturday, September 6, 2008
So i heard this joke once by this hilarious comedian,Maz Jobrani, and something i read earlier today reminded me of it. I read this paper by this anonymous journalist about stereotypes on this pubulic forum, these two guys were arguing about it and so this joke came back to me.You guys know something, stereotypes really suck? (crowd cheers) But luckily some people are breaking stereotypes, like the stereotype about gays, that they never do sports? I mean come one, have you not watched proffesionell boxing? Two buff fit guys in nothing but shiny silk shorts fighting over a big old shiny belt? The gays sure as hell had something to do with this! But seriously , the stereotypes about asians is that they cant drive, but lately i've seen commercials where asians are selling cars, thats good, thats good. But we middle eastern people(he's iranian-american)we sure not breaking our stereotype, you don't see an iranian guy in a air-craf commercial sayin
"Come fly with middle-east air....I dare you"
In an attempt to live things up i posted this joke on the forum as well, within hours both parties had joined up and were now arguing againts my incompetence to understand anything of seriousness and how i should go read forums about clowns if i want to be one of them.
Not very cool on my part, so i knew , my only chance was too make both the smart asses feel too uncomfortable to continue arguing with me.So after awhile i came up with something that quieted them up rather quickly.
"You sick sons of bitches, when my son was 7 , he was molested by a clown and now he cries everytime he sees a balloon and your telling me i should be a clown? Who in gods name raised you!!??"
The forum was closed soon after that.
It makes me all happy on the inside when other people feel uncomfortable around me....
like a jolly schoolgirl in springtime...
yeah, i said it.
Deal with it.
Anws, in the topic of comedians go check this guy out on youtube.
Gabriel Iglesias.
Hilarious.
~AZH out~
Signing off @ 12:32 AM